Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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