After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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