Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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