i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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