Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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