We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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