May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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