i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
operation have a gay friend backfired
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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