She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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