pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Life is so much better after having sex.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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