So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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