when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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