I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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