So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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