Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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