will power is for people who don't want to get laid
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
so let's talk penis.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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