I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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