remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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