What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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