Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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