he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
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This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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