in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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