K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
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CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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