My first STD was from a foam party
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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