You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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