Are we in a gay sports bar?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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