yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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