I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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