they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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