I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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