Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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