I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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