if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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