I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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