I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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