am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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