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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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