Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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