areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Still dying that you shit outside
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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