I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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