The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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