You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
There r osticjed everywhere
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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