At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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