We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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