Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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