STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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