I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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