apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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