K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
it hurts more in the daytime
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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