it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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